At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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