is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
barbara walters just said penis...
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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