Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
