I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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