Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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