I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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