i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I think a kid would responsible me up
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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