Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Randomize
