i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Randomize
