u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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