The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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