the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Randomize
