You're so nebulous sometimes
It's Friday. Sex?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Randomize
