I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
organizing the empties. That sober.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Randomize
