He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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