Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Randomize
