Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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