"it" just moved
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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