I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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