Non-Jews are for practice
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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