I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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