so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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