GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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