I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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