I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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