Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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