Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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