She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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