I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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