I wish I could teleport
one two three fourrrrnication!
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Randomize
