wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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