Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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