ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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