You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Randomize
