real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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