So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
