I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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