I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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