I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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