Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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