angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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