I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Randomize
