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so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
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