it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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