oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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