All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize