did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
