3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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