C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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