I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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