I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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