We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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