Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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