I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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