So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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